ELO Flower Review: Funkdafied #3 🌿

Today, we’re excited to guide you through this purple beauty.  This strain was cured nicely and shares lineage with Funky Charms x Bahama Mama, a Hybrid Sativa Dominant. 

 We’ve had the privilege of adding this strain into our wellness routines. We’re eager to share our insights with you, let’s get into it!  

Aroma

Embrace the scent of a freshly opened tropical skittles candy bag with an underlying familiar funk. On the inhale expect sweet, earthy, and subtle taste of grape. On the exhale expect a spice that lingers on the tongue and/or throat.  

Visual Encounter

Upon rolling this Funkdafied#3 purple beauty we were able to admire all the green hues with woven deep purple leaves, shimmery trichomes, and perfectly aged pistils. 

Dominant Terpenes

She’s caryophyllene and terpinolene forward. On the inhale expect sweet, earthy, and subtle taste of grape. On the exhale expect a spice that lingers on the tongue and/or throat. 

Effects & Experience

Prepare for a dynamic experience with this strain. Anticipate the effects to kick in within a range of 2 to 15 minutes, unfolding a journey that can last up to 2 hours.

In the morning, a .5g pinner of this strain worked wonders, offering a unique blend of relief for anxiety and a busy mind. The effects provided a boost in focus, facilitating an impressive reading session. Transitioning seamlessly into work tasks, particularly those requiring meticulous attention like editing documents and updating spreadsheets, the strain's hyperfocus element became a valuable asset.

The strain's body-relaxing effects came into play during restorative yoga and stretching, soothing aches and pains, elevating the overall experience. This positive morning encounter, provided confidence to increase the dosage to 1.5g for post-work and evening sessions and we were met with gratifying results. The heightened dosage seamlessly eased the mind, fostering continued body relaxation. The euphoric feelings wave through you to surrender to its deep relaxation, to be present. 

For a mid-afternoon pick-me-up, we found this strain to be an excellent choice for menstrual relief. The well-balanced effects encompassed relaxation, pain relief, and mental ease, offering a holistic solution. Consuming a 1g joint provided effective pain relief, facilitating the completion of daily tasks. This strain, with its versatile and well-rounded effects, proves to be a valuable companion throughout the day, adapting to various needs and enhancing overall well-being.

Things to Consider

Before diving into the experience, it's crucial to acknowledge that, despite the strain's alignment with a busy work schedule, it carries a potent punch. Operating heavy machinery while under its influence is not recommended. Instead, adopt a "low and slow" approach, taking the time to test your limits within the safety and comfort of your own home.

For those contemplating a morning session, allow ample time for your routine, and consider microdosing to gauge your individual tolerance. While seasoned OG consumers may find familiarity and enjoyment, newcomers should approach with awareness and a measured mindset.

In essence, while this strain harmonizes with the demands of a hectic schedule, it demands respect. Understanding your personal limits, practicing moderation, and creating a safe environment for exploration will ensure a positive and controlled experience.

Rating: 4.5/5

In the spirit of exploration,

-Your favorite Cannabis Sommeliers

*The statements made in this blog are for educational purposes only.